💥💰BREAKING: Charles Schwab vs. Carta – The Ultimate CEOWAR Battle Royale! 🎮🏆💥 Listen up, fam! 📣 In an EPIC showdown more intense than your last Zoom call 🌪️, Charles Schwab has swooped in like he's Iron Man and joined forces with Singaporean startup Qapita! 🦸‍♂️💥 I’m talking about a power duo ready to body-block those boring cap tables and employee stock plans! 💪💼 You know Schwab—sipping coffee while we're all still figuring out if that weird smell in the fridge is the sour cream or a rogue avocado. 🥴🤢 Meanwhile, Qapita is like a fresh meme; it's here to revolutionize your stock game, no cap! 🔥 🗣️ According to an *extremely* reliable source (aka my alter ego), a dev said, "We thought Carta was strong, but now we're entering Dragon Ball Z power levels!" 🐉💥 And don’t sleep on this one, folks. When Schwab's cash meets Qapita's tech, we could be looking at the *next stonks* meme drop of the century! 🚀📈 So, expect finance bros to be innovating harder than Drake trying to dance! 🤖📊 🔥🔥 Final Take: Within a year, Qapita may just resurrect the long-dead concept of fair stock distribution, or we'll all be seething in the bad place over our options. Strap in - it’s gonna get wild! 💀🤡