🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: MAGSAFE BATTY ALERT! 🚨🔋 Okay, fam, gather ‘round because the real tea is here: Apple's back at it again with the $99 💸 MagSafe battery pack for the *totally not overpriced* iPhone Air 🚀. But like, with the capacity of a potato ⚡️🥔, you might as well just stick a slice of bread to your phone and call it a day! 🔋 Ever heard of Qi2? That's the spicy alternative that’s like “hold my beer” while MagSafe is like “I guess I’ll charge…maybe?” 🤷‍♂️💀 Imagine you’re out there flexin’ your shiny new iPhone and THIS is the battery you got representing you? *Drake’s facepalm meme intensifies* 😬😂 And here’s the REAL scoop, leaked from “a very official source”—probably Jerry from the break room: "We're basically selling you a slightly fancier paperweight at this point." 🗞️🤖 But for those who don’t want to drop a whole bill on a battery that holds about as much charge as my motivation on a Monday, here are the top picks 🚩. Spoiler alert: they’re way less cringe than Apple’s offering! 🔥 Hot take: in 2025, your phone’s gonna be powered by *literal* vibes and good intentions. Stay tuned, folks; I’m ready for my TED Talk on “charging with good karma” to blow up! 💥🧘‍♂️ Stonks for the save, but MagSafe’s sinking faster than my last relationship! 🚀💔