🌟🌀💥 Hold onto your steering wheels, fam, because Porsche just hit us with the *ultimate* flex: a 2026 Cayenne Electric that charges like a wireless phone! 😱 Yes, you heard that right! It's like if Qi chargers got together with luxury cars and had a baby that screams, "Look at me, I’m better than your entire life!" 🤡🚗💨 But wait—here’s where it gets spicy. What happens when Mittens the cat 🐱 decides it's a great day to chill on top of that 11kW invisible charging magic? *This is fine* meme levels of chaos, bro! 😳 Imagine Fido the dog 🐶 getting zapped like he's trying to charge up for a marathon. “Sorry, buddy, no energy for your dreams today!” 💀🤣 💼💰 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought of everything, except how to keep pets off the rich people’s car. Who cares about functionality when you've got stonks, right?” So buckle up and prepare for your house pets to become self-proclaimed charging enforcers. It’s only a matter of time before your cat conspires to take over the Porsche industry. 🐈🚀 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: By 2028, all electric vehicles will be charging via exclusive, highly elaborate pet obstacle courses—because why not? Let’s embrace the cringe! 🤯💔 #CatsVsCars2026