💰🔥 **BREAKING NEWS: Cerebras Systems Just Flexed With $1.1B While We’re Here Just Trying to Pay Rent!** 💀🤡 Hold the phone. A year after they were like “We totally wanna go public,” Cerebras Systems said, “Nah, let’s just chill and pump $1.1B into our bank account instead,” and the world went: 👁️👁️. So, they filed for an IPO back in September 2024, but guess what? Regulatory delays hit like that one coworker who always “will definitely show up to the meeting” but ghosted. 💀🚪 *Developer 1:* “Lol, we just Googled ‘how to delay an IPO’ and it worked!” *Developer 2:* “I’m not saying it’s a scam, but they’re vibing while we’re all out here trying to pay our electric bill.” 🔌💸 And it gets even better! They claimed “foreign investments” as the reason they’re still private. But based on the fact that most VCs can’t even handle international shipping, I’d say it’s more like a “Cerebral Nope” than “Cerebral Go!” 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2025, Cerebras will release a groundbreaking chip that crashes all tech sectors, and their new slogan will be “Cerebras: We’re Still Making Money While You Sleep.” 🚀🤖 **STONKS UP, REGS DOWN!** This is fine. 😩💩