🚨📰 Hold onto your GPUs, fam! It's time for a cash splash that has more zeros than your last Tinder match! 💸💦 Cerebras Systems just snagged a jaw-dropping $1.1 BILLION 🥳 in Series G funding, and you won't believe who's putting money on the table! 😱 Friends, it’s not just Fidelity flexing their bean-counting biceps, but also *drumroll please* Trump Jr.'s 1789 Capital. Yep, you heard that right! 🤡🔥 Now let’s break it down: Cerebras is strapping on a rocket booster 🎇 to rival Nvidia while sprinkling fairy dust over its $8.1 BILLION valuation 💰. Yeah, buddy! Talk about vibing with the stonks! 📈🚀 But wait, don’t pop that confetti yet—they still plan to be like "We’re IPO-ready" by 2025, which is as realistic as your buddy claiming he’ll get six-pack abs before summer. 🤦‍♂️😅 In a very *hypothetical* developer chat, one coded emoji enthusiast said, “We’re just waiting for our CPU to finish counting all that cash!” 💻💰 So buckle up, because if Cerebras pulls this off, the next meme cycle will be hotter than Elon’s tweets about Mars! I predict **within 14 months**, we’ll see him in a TikTok dance-off, flaunting his investments! 🎤🔥 Let’s get this bread! 🍞👀