🚨💥 AH, Here we go folks! Break out the popcorn 🍿, ’cause Cerebras just pulled a classic “hold my drink” move! 🎭💸 Like, why announce an IPO when you can serve us a hot cup of “Whoops, our bad!” ☕️🤡 Andrew Feldman, the big boss at Cerebras, dropped the bomb that they yanked their IPO filing to “update their financials.” YES, you heard that right! They decided to play hard to get, and honestly? 🤔 This is the tech equivalent of getting ghosted on a dating app. 🔍 One could say that they misjudged their own appeal... "Fr fr, we thought we were serving looks, not a cringe plot twist," said an anonymous developer (who may or may not exist). 👀💭 Meanwhile, Wall Street is over here watching like the WHOLE THING is on fire 🔥 while thinking, "This is fine." 🤷‍♂️💀 But hey, at least they admitted it was a mistake... just like those pants I bought on sale that I can never wear in public. 🤦‍♂️💔 Predictions? Cerebras will either come back swinging like a TikTok influencer with a money-making scheme or crash harder than my last diet. 🍔💰🚀 #Stonks #ChaosController