💍💰 STOP RIGHT THERE! It's time for some *ring-ception* 📿🌀. Oura's CEO Tom Hale just dropped a mega bombshell 💣 in the tech world—“Why Do CEOs Love Our Expensive Love-Discs?” Spoiler: it’s not just to look rich! 😎💸 So, apparently, Oura sold 2.5M rings in 2024, and they’re gunning for that sweet, sweet $1B revenue by 2025. Meanwhile, Apple's over there like 👀 “Could you imagine all those basic b*tches using our phones and still struggling to keep their sleep schedules in check?” 🍏🚫 In a leaked convo I totally didn’t just make up, Tom Hale said, “We’re basically the stonks of smart rings, while Apple’s just the ‘this is fine’ meme in a sea of competition.” 🤡🔥 But like, fr, if you think buying a ring can fix your chaotic life, you’re in for a rude awakening—no cap! 😳💀 Here’s the real tea ☕: In 2030, Oura will be the only tech left on Earth after the robot apocalypse, and rings will be the new currency. You heard it here first! 🤖💥 Ringing in the future, folks!