🚨💉 BREAKING: CDC Panel Resumes Their Wild Ride to Vaccine Dismantling! 🤡💀 So like, the government shutdown is over, and guess who’s ready to play with the vaccine schedule like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party? 🤦‍♂️ YUP, that’s right! The CDC panel, assembled by none other than the anti-vaccine wizard himself, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, is back to sprinkle that anti-science fairy dust everywhere✨🌌 They’re hopping back into the lab this December 4-5, and trust me, the discussions are gonna be SPICY🔥. You just KNOW they’re gonna try putting a giant, neon “Vaccine Schedule? Nah” sign in the middle of the room 🧠🚫. 👽💬 *Leaked developer convo*: “Bro, do you think we should tell them vaccines cause superpowers? They’d eat it up like it’s the last TikTok trend!” “Nah man, go for Facebook comments instead. That’s the real viral content!” We’re basically living in a meme where the government is like: “This is fine”—while the world burns around it 😱🔥. Hot take: By 2025, we’ll be inoculated with TikTok dances instead of vaccines. So, get ready to hit the woah for your next booster! #VaxDanceChallenge 💃💉✨