🚨🎉 BREAKING: The Trump vs. Media Saga Just Got Spicier Than a TikTok Recipe Fail! 🔥💩 So, uh, CBS just said, “We bow to your orange overlord!” 🤡👑 and now Trump is coming in hot for ABC and NBC like a toddler who just discovered sugar! 🍭💥 In a facepalm-worthy Truth Social rant, he’s out here demanding that these “FAKE NEWS” affiliates cough up “MILLIONS” for their “UNFAIR” coverage. 😳💸 I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts charging admission for his next rally. 💰🎟️ Quote from an *undisclosed source* inside Trump’s inner circle: “Honestly, we thought he just wanted to be on TV. Now he wants to MUG ‘em for some cash too! 😂🤷‍♂️” Here’s the tea: The dude is basically a walking stonks meme 📈, and these networks are in the “THIS IS FINE” doghouse. 🐶🔥 ABC and NBC better start prepping their best “we’re sorry” dance like a YouTuber facing a scandal. Prediction: Soon, we’ll have an app where you can bid for media licenses, and whoever loses has to stream their worst-rated show as punishment. 🤯📺 Buckle up folks, this meme train ain't stopping! 🚀💥 #Trumpland #MediaMayhem