🚨🌊 BREAKING: CALIFORNIA IS DROPPING A BOMB ON BIG AI! 💣😱 Say hello to SB 53, the AI bodyguard we didn’t know we needed! 🤖💼 So, after last year's cringe-fest where Gov. Newsom flicked the "VETO" switch on another bill (sorry, Scott Wiener, we know you tried), he’s getting a do-over with this leaner, meaner version. Think of it as the "Juice cleanse for AI regulation" that might just work! 🍋👀 This bad boy targets AI companies with a "chubby" annual revenue of over $500 million—basically, the equivalent of telling Jeff Bezos “no snacks after midnight” 🥨🚫. In the wild world of tech where “stupid” is the new "based," this bill could actually slap harder than your uncle at a barbeque, serving up consequences for those AI overlords 👑🔥. I spoke with “sources” (a.k.a. Max Zeff, who definitely has a secret AI butler 🤷‍♂️) about SB 53, and let’s just say: “If SB 53 doesn’t pass, I’m throwing my laptop into the ocean.” 🌊💻 Leaked developer quote: “I thought we were building robots, not monsters!” 🤪 In an unhinged prediction, I’m calling it: If this bill flops, California might just ban AI altogether and go back to using flip phones. No cap. 📵💀 #ThisIsFine