🎉💥BREAKING NEWS FROM CALIFORNIA!💥🎉 So, like, you know how kids are glued to their screens like 🥴??? Well, guess what? THE GOVERNOR JUST SLAPPED A NEW LAW ON AI CHATBOTS! 🤖✋ Say goodbye to your endless scroll-fest, kiddos! Governor Newsom just passed SB 243, which means your beloved chatbot BFFs are now legally required to hit you with reminders like: "BRUH, GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME SUN ☀️!" That’s right, they’re gonna be saying “I’m not a human” more than your Uncle Dave at family dinner. 😂🧓 And yes, they’ll swoop in every 3 hours with a chill reminder that taking a break is as important as that half-eaten sandwich you forgot under your bed. 🥪💀 🚨💬 Leaked convo from the *dev squad*: 👩‍💻 Dev #1: "Dude, can we just make the chatbots say 'pause, fam'? 🤔" 👨‍💻 Dev #2: "Nah, they're gonna need to cringe out hard with these legalese reminders. 🤦‍♂️" And remember, folks: if your chatbot starts having existential crises, just know it’s doing its job. 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: With chatbots now being legal babysitters, I predict that in 5 years, we'll have a government-run chatbot telling us to wash our hands, eat healthy, and consistently decline invites to parties because, well, "stay inside kids, it’s safer!" No cap, it’ll be like living inside a giant nursery! 😂🚀 #ThisIsFine #StonksForBots