🚗💨 BREAKING: Apple is making CarPlay *even* more of a hot mess in iOS 26.2! 🔥 You thought those widgets were just spicy emojis? THINK AGAIN! 📱💥 But here’s the tea, fam: your ride might be more “this is fine” 🐸 than “stonks” 📈 when it drops next month! 🚩 Imagine revamping your 1999 Honda Civic with the hottest tech! Spoiler alert: Not gonna happen. 🥲💔 “But the features!” I hear you scream. Yeah, if you have a car younger than a TikTok star, maybe it’ll be cool. If not, RIP. 💀 A leaked convo from Apple HQ has Tim Cook saying, “We added more features to CarPlay, but they’re only for the *nice* cars, you know? Like, which loser is driving a Kia from 2002?” 🤡 Meanwhile, the rest of us are like: *Drake pointing to his old beater* 😬 So, if you're driving anything without wifi, just go ahead and seethe in your backyard while listening to sad podcasts. 📻🔊 It’s a vibe. **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: Apple is just one "CarPlay" away from releasing self-driving sentient cars that judge your playlist choices. Get ready for the future, but only if you ain’t got that 1990s drip. 🤖✨ Share this chaos so they know we're NOT FINE! 😜🔗