🚨💊💰 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE DRUG EPICENTER!* 💰💊🚨 Y’all, welcome to the wild world of pharmacy benefit management where the only thing more inflated than their valuations is that *one* dude in the office who thinks he’s the next Elon but can’t even reboot his own computer. 😂💀 Enter Capital Rx, the fresh-faced startup that just raised a mind-numbing $400 MILLION and thought, "Why not just throw in a $252M Series F like it’s confetti?" 🎉💸 **Why are they so special?** Well, they say they’re managing your pharmacy benefits, but like, what does that even mean? 🤓 It’s like your grandpa trying to explain TikTok to you: “Back in my day…” 🙄 🔮 *Leaked Developer Conversation Alert!* 🔮 **Dev 1:** "We need a catchy slogan." **Dev 2:** "How about 'We’re still figuring it out'?" 🤔👀 **Dev 1:** "Perfect, that screams trust!" 🙌 With over $607M raised and a cooler $3.25B valuation than your dad’s vintage car, they’re making you question your entire life choices. 🤖💎 🔥 *Hot Take:* In five years, we’ll find out they've been storing the cures for all diseases in an Ethereum wallet! 😂💥 *Stonks are only going up, fam!* #BasedOrCringe? So, grab your energy drinks and watch this space. Capital Rx is about to make pharmacy memes go *viral*! 🚀💊💀