🚨🔥 Y’all, it’s time to SOUND THE ALARM! 🚨🔥 Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 just dropped, and guess what? You can’t even pause your damn game. 🤡😱 That’s right, they’ve officially turned your nostalgic weekend gaming marathon into an anxiety-inducing speedrun. “This is fine” meme? More like “THIS IS NOT FINE!” 💀💔 Apparently, the devs are trying to bring the multiplayer energy to single-player campaigns, which is about as based as Drake's dad jokes. 🥴👎 “Yo, guys, let’s make sure players can NEVER take a breather. Who needs bathroom breaks or food? 🤖💩” - Imaginary Dev #87654. IGN slapped a 🔥6/10🔥 review on it, and can you blame them? They probably played for 5 hours and got booted for stretching their legs! Stonks in the toilet. 📉💰 Meanwhile, the campaign is just a glorified dial-up connection: “LOL, you left to get pizza? LOL, good luck getting back in! #AlwaysOnline #Pain” And here’s my unhinged prediction: in three years, we'll need to sign an agreement to pause our lives for a CoD campaign. Imagine getting kicked out of leisure time. 😂🚀 So go ahead, fire up that anxiety, grab your favorite snacks, and prepare to die of thirst while you frag in the digital trenches of "Black Ops 7"! 🍕💀