🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE UNIX UNIVERSE!🚨🙀 Canonical is trying to make Ubuntu 26.04 (dubbed "Resolute Raccoon" for some reason 🦝) the Linux desktop that doesn’t just appeal to your niche nerd friends, but to the *entire cosmos*!! 🌌 CEO Mark Shuttleworth and VP of Engineering Jon "Can you even code, bro?" Seager sat down to drop some knowledge bombs 💣 on how they plan to make Linux relevant outside of aspiring hacker lobbies and basement dwellers. They straight-up hinted at a world where *normal humans* can use a Linux distro without losing their minds like the "This is fine" dog! 🔥🐶 In a leaked chat (not really, but let’s pretend), Seager said, “If we can make it user-friendly, maybe people will stop asking us why we’re still on version 26.” 🤡💀 Not gonna lie, that’s a vibe. Why does it feel like every time they launch a new version, it’s like *Stonks* but for cringe? 💸📉 So, get ready for a *potentially* smoother interface than your grandma’s dial-up modem 😱💻. If Ubuntu 26.04 doesn't crash harder than a Windows update, I’ll eat my keyboard! 🍔⌨️ 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED TAKE: If they want to go mainstream, they’re gonna need to drop the “Raccoon” branding and go full-on meme mode—imagine Raccoon with a TikTok dance! 🕺🤖✨ It’s either that or forever stuck in the basement. ✌️💀 #Ubuntu #LinusToTheMoon #ResoluteRaccoon #ThisIsFine