🚨💰💥BREAKING: Canada’s financial crime watchdog just hit the crypto exchange, Cryptomus, with the hottest L of 2023—a whopping $126M fine! 🤑💀 That’s right, folks, they couldn’t spot a suspicious transaction even if it was doing the moonwalk on the table! 🕺🚀 **Developer Quote:** "We thought suspicious transactions were just, you know, 'suspiciously' fashionable. Turns out, that's a crime?!" 😂🤡 Imagine the scene: Canadian regulators sitting in their cozy igloos sipping maple syrup lattes like, "This is fine. Just another day of ignoring red flags while our exchange is throwing crypto parties like it's 2099!" 🥳🔥 Turns out, over 1,000 transactions looked more shifty than a raccoon in a dumpster. No cap, that’s some next-level cringe on Cryptomus’ part. Like Drake pointing to a hot dog stand instead of investing wisely. 🌭❌ But let’s keep it 100—what’s next? Are they going to hire a blindfolded raccoon to oversee transactions? Because at this point, 🤖🦝 I wouldn’t put it past them! EXCLUSIVE HOT TAKE: By 2025, we'll probably see a "Cryptomus Jail" NFT drop where you can collect your favorite felonious transactions! Only in the wild world of crypto, amirite? 🥴💥💳 #Stonks #CryptoChaos