💤🔥BREAKING: Get ready to REM like a boss, fam! 🤡💀 The Calm x Ozlo Sleepbuds just dropped and they’re promising you a personal bedtime plan! Yeah, you heard me right! A *plan*! Like we’re in a meeting instead of trying to catch Z’s! 💤📊 These bad boys will blast you with ‘sleep stories’ and ‘soundscapes’ like a high-tech lullaby straight from the depths of your dreams. 🌌✨ Think CEO vibes but for your REM cycle. No cap! The only thing missing is your mom reading you a bedtime story. 😂 But talk about cringe: “I need my Sleepbuds to get through my adult life” - says every thirty-something on TikTok. Developer Quote from the *FRIENDS Reunion* of Sleep Tech: “Honestly, we thought people would just use white noise, but now they want a *full-on* bedtime plan? Next, they'll want bedtime PowerPoints." 💀 So, let’s break it down: pay to sleep? Based or cringe? 🤔💰 Who knew bedtime would get a makeover! Predicting it now: in five years, you’ll need a subscription to *just exist*. Get ready to sleep your way to a tech dystopia! 😱🚀 Share this with your fellow sleepover squad! Or don’t; the algorithm might just put you to sleep! 😂🚀