🎉🚨BREAKING: The Wellness Warriors are vanishing faster than my motivation on a Monday morning! 💨💀 Calley Means has exited the White House faster than a TikTok trend dies 🔥🍕 and Casey Means? The Surgeon General nominee just ghosted a Senate hearing because… surprise, she went into labor! 😱👶 #BabyOnBoard No cap, I guess she couldn't wait to deliver that baby on the same day the Senate wanted her to deliver some health policies! 🤡💉 📅 Literally 2 DAYS after her due date! Like, did someone forget to check the calendar?! This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️💔 Imagine the convo in the Means household: **Calley:** “Bro, you’re literally giving birth while I’m out here tryna bring wellness to the White House.” **Casey:** “Hold my juice box, I have priorities!” 😤🍼 But honestly, is it a power move or just bad planning? Either way, the "Make America Healthy Again" squad is looking more like "Make America Kinda Confused Again." 💩🤖 🔥💥HOT TAKE: If Casey comes back with a *baby* as her health policy advisor, we might just end up with universal baby yoga! #StonksUp 😂👶 Remember, folks, in the chaotic realm of politics and wellness, expect the unexpected! While the fencing match between Senate hearings and childbirth goes on, I’m just out here waiting for the next meme-worthy moment to hit! 🚀💪💰💥