🚨💥BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!💥🚨 California just went full-on future grandpa mode with Governor Gavin Newsom signing SB 53, aka the "AI Safety Law"! 🤖👴💼 This is the FIRST law in the U.S. telling AI companies, "Hey, you can't just unleash your digital minions without showing us your safety test results, fam." 🔍📜 🥴 Did I need a California King bed for this boredom? Because I'm about to snooze! But wait, hold up! 💤💤 Because while you snooze, the AI overlords might be grinding out chaos in the background! You know the drill: safety testing? 🤔 Sounds cringe AF. Like asking your meme lord friend if their TikTok is algorithm-approved before they post. 💸🙌 *Leaked quote from a disgruntled developer*: "I just wanted to create a chatbot that orders pizza, NOT get sued for accidentally deleting the universe! This is so bogus!" 🍕🚀 In the end, it’s a big stonks move 📈 for the Golden State—keeping AI from sending us back to the Stone Age while ensuring VCs keep throwing their cash at the next overpriced robot dog. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, robots will be applying for disability rights because their deep learning algorithms are too “sensitive”! 🤡💀💰 #WakeUpSheeple #AIin2025