🚨🔥 BREAKING: California Says “Nah” to Banning Forever Chemicals in Cookware! 🍳💀 So, like, the 🦸‍♂️ California Governor just pulled an epic veto move on that "ban forever chemicals" bill. You heard that right! PFAS (aka “kitchen nightmare stew”) is officially still on the menu, folks. 💩🚫 Imagine cooking your dinner and feeling like you’re in a science experiment gone wrong. Like, “Should I sauté this chicken or let it marinate in existential dread?” 🤔🤷‍♂️ 👩‍🍳 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “It’s fine, we’re just trying to create an immersive experience— who doesn’t want a side of cancer in their pasta?” 💀🤡 Meanwhile, the internet is like, “Drake pointing to clean cookware” while simultaneously sipping on water with a side of microplastics. 🥤🙃 And what’s cooking in the big cheese’s brain? You know he’s sitting there, seething while scrolling through *that* TikTok where someone drops a whole Teflon pan into the ocean. 🌊🚀 💥💰Hot Take: Why not just spray some PFAS on our avocado toast? It’s basically the same thing, right? 🌈🥑 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and keep cooking with those forever chemicals, because nothing says “California dreams” like dinner with a dash of dystopia! 💣🔥 #ForeverChemicals #LivingOnTheEdge