🚨🤖 BREAKING: California Just Gave AI a Parenting License! 🍕🤯 Yo, California just hit us with a major W! They’ve officially popped the champagne 💥🥂 on the **Transparency in Frontier Artificial Intelligence Act**! That’s right fam, while you were busy scrolling TikTok, the Golden State decided to *actually* hold AI companies accountable instead of letting them run around like a toddler on a sugar rush! 🍭🤡 👀 You thought AI was out here creating masterpieces? Nah, they’ve been busy plotting like a villain in a Marvel movie! But now, they gotta spill the tea ☕ and tell us how they’re protecting us from becoming TikTok zombies! 💀 No cap, this might actually be the glow-up we need—better safety protocols and less “oops sorry, our AI just invented a tongue-eating parasite” moments! 😬💩 But wait—Netflix is feeling *real* quiet. Like, “Drake looking disappointed” quiet. 🎤😳 I can almost hear their developers muttering, “Bruh, at least our AI isn’t as shady as Facebook. Right? Right?!?” 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 Hot take alert: Next, California's gonna pass a bill that requires AI to get a job! Like, fr fr, can we get a digital butler or something? 🤯🚀 Share this chaos, fam! We’re getting closer to a future where AI *might* just be our responsible adult! 💪💰 #AIforPresident #CaliforniaCrazy