🚨💔 BREAKING: TESLA INSURANCE IS IN HOT WATER, FOLKS! 🚨💔 So, it turns out that trying to be the Tony Stark of auto insurance doesn’t work when you treat claims like last year’s iPhone model 📱💀. Yep, California regulators are about to revoke Tesla’s insurance license faster than you can say “Stonks” 📈💰. Apparently, "Elon Musk’s insurance plan" is just code for “we’ll get to your claim... eventually” ⏳😅. The California Department of Insurance is NOT having it with Tesla Insurance and State National, calling out “repeated failures” like they just discovered a TikTok dance trend that's been done to death 💃🚫. Over 1,000 complaints, folks! That’s like the number of apps you forgot to uninstall from your phone 💥! The CDI's report reads like a bad Yelp review—"Waited 6 months for my claim? This is fine!" 🐸🔥. And don’t even get me started on those “thorough investigations”—obviously conducted by a robot who lost its job to ChatGPT 🤖💔. **LEAKED DEV TALK**: “Bro, we tried to automate it, but turns out customers want actual human interaction, not a Tesla bot saying ‘Beep boop, we’ll get back to you.’” 🤡 But here’s the hottest take: Elon will just make a *Musk Insurance Lite* app that offers coverage for your electric skateboard but only WHEN it rains. 🌧️💨 Share if you're ready for the insurance revolution (or just here for the chaos) 🤪🎉!