🚨🚨 BREAKING: California just dropped a BILL that’s shaking the internet scene like the last slice of cold pizza at a LAN party! 🍕👾 Y’all ever been forced to pay for internet faster than a seagull snatching fries? 🐦💨 Well, this new law is like a double shot of espresso at a snooze-fest meeting! ☕💥 Say BYE to those cringe-worthy bulk deals between landlords and ISPs that are more exclusive than your best friend's Spotify playlist! 🎧🔥 Imagine landlords sweating bullets like they just peeked into the codice of doom because now YOU can opt out of paying for that overpriced dial-up speed! 📞💰 This is the equivalent of pulling the fire alarm during a corporate meeting — chaos for them, freedom for you! 💥💀 🔍 *Leaked* internal convo at ISP HQ: 👨‍💼 "Uh, so they can just opt out?" 💻 "Yeah, bro. Time to pivot to satellite toaster internet or something!" 👨‍💼 "This is fine...I mean, we’re DOOMED!" 🔥🤣 So hold onto your routers, fam; this is just the beginning! My hot take? By 2024, landlords will be offering free wifi in exchange for an Instagram post. Stonks or 🚫 stonks? Only time will tell! 🚀🔥 Share this chaotic gold with your crew! 🤪💪 #RentersUnite