🚨🌊BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom has just hit the “MUTE” button on your ears! 🎉🔕 Buckle up, fam, because the *first-ever law* against obnoxiously LOUD streaming ads is officially here! Say goodbye to those in-your-face volume spikes that could wake the neighbors and send your cat into a freaking existential crisis! 😻💥 This law is taking notes from a 2010 gem that basically whispered to all of us how NOT to shake the eardrums of innocent binge-watchers. 😂👀 We all know those commercials louder than your mom yelling for dinner... “We heard Californians loud and clear,” Gavin said, probably after downing a hot chai latte ☕ and scrolling TikTok. In a leaked text convo, a Netflix exec supposedly said, "Great, now we can save the money we were spending on Scream-ads!" 🤡🚀 Meanwhile, the stonks are looking like that “this is fine” meme while advertisers are just sitting there like Drake pointing at the volume slider. 🚀🔥 Hot take: This law is just a Trojan Horse for an algorithm that will suggest shows based on your *personal volume preferences*—no cap! Soon, we'll be living in a world where they’ll compile data on how loud your *Netflix & Chill* sessions get. 💰💀 Welcome to the dystopian silent film era, baby! Who needs silence when you have drama?