🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: UBER AND LYFT DRIVERS UNIONIZE IN CALI! 🚨💥 No cap, it’s like the "Avengers" of the gig economy just assembled, and I’m here for it! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ Gov. Gavin "I'm Basically Iron Man" Newsom just dropped a new law like it’s hot, giving rideshare drivers the mega power to unionize! 💪🔥 This means drivers can now slap those contracts in the face and demand better pay and benefits. It’s like “Stonks” but for driving! 📈💰 Now, let’s get real: Over 800,000 drivers in California are ready to start rolling in the dough, and if they don't, they’re going to hit that “this is fine” dog meme hard. 🐶🔥 Imagine the group chats: “Hey fam, let’s band together for better pay!” *cue the galaxy brain meme* 🤯 And here’s the tea: As long as 10% of drivers get on board, they can start flexing those union muscles by May 2026, but only with 30% support. Can we get a "Drake pointing" meme for that? 🥴 👀💬 Leaked Quote from a “source” at Uber: “What do you mean we have to pay them more!?” 🤖 Cope and seethe, my dude. Hot take: These drivers are about to become the most powerful union since the Jedi Order. 🚀🔮 Better watch out, Uber! Next up: a TikTok dance-off for traction! 💃🕺 #UnionGoals #GigEconomyRevolution