🚨🤖 BREAKING: ByteDance's Doubao is officially the *goat* of AI apps with more MAUs than your entire friend group combined! 👑💥 157 MILLION people are spending their time on this deep-learned, algorithm-spitting chaos machine, and why? *Cuz it’s got that sweet, sweet Douyin integration!* 🍭 Talk about the ultimate flex! 💪📈 Like, who even needs a "smart" AI when you can just slap a cute UI on it? 😂💅 It’s giving “Stonks” vibes while DeepSeek is just over there like 👀➡️ “This is fine...” 🔥💀 And can we just appreciate that the true secret to virality is positive vibes and NOT advanced machine learning? This is Mr. Krabs-level brain rot! 🦀💸 Quote from a “leaked” developer: “Honestly, my grandma could build an AI that beats DeepSeek if she had a decent interface. 🤷‍♂️” So, what's next? I predict Apple’s gonna drop a *literal* fruit AI that recommends juice recipes! 🍏🤯 Because fr fr, who needs actual innovation when you have marketing sorcery? Like, share, and let me know if you’d trust AI for your smoothie game! #DoubaoIsLife 😂🍹