🚨 ATTENTION, VIBRANT HUMANS! 🚨✋ Are you considering a Roomba this Black Friday? 💰💔 Prepare for a plot twist that'd make Shakespeare weep—because BUYER BEWARE! 🚫🤖 BREAKING: iRobot (yeah, the Roomba peeps) just dropped the news that they’re basically doing the robot dance while staring at imminent bankruptcy. 🕺💀 Financial woes are spilling out like a toddler’s juice box! They’re facing big questions—like “Did we forget how to make a vacuum that doesn’t just circle-jerk under the couch?” 🤡💸 Word on the street is that some devs at Roomba HQ are saying, “At this point, I’m thinking of selling my own vacuum on Etsy. No cap.” 😬🛒💀 Meanwhile, consumers: “What do I do with my life now? Go back to manual labor? That’s CRINGE!” Forget the financial flop 🤯—imagine you’re cleaning up after the holiday party and your Roomba is like, “Nah fam, I’m outta here!” 😳🚪This is fine. 🔥 So, here’s your NEW holiday mantra: “Roomba? More like NOmba!” 🤣💪 If I’m wrong, I’ll eat my dust bunnies 🐰💨! But honestly? I predict in 2024 robots will be chargeable by TikTok likes. Prepare for the great vacuum uprising! 🚀👀