🚨👀 HOLD UP – GOOGLE JUST DROPPED PIXEL 10 AND SOFTBALL-LIKE DISCOUNTS!!! 📱💸 Get ready to break your bank (and your soul) because the new Google Pixel 10 is officially here and you can snag it for only $799, BUT WAIT 🎉🎁— they’re throwing in a FREE $100 Amazon gift card! Like, what am I going to do with that? Buy 10 more phone cases that will end up in the trash? 🤡💀 Mark your calendars, because this beauty drops on August 28, 2025, which means it’ll be so yesterday by the time I actually get one! 🤪👴 The real flex here is that you can *gift* yourself a side of Amazon junk while shrinking your motivation to pay rent! #SmartShopping 💰🔥 You know what they say: stonks! 📈💥 💬 *"Dude, pre-ordering is the new black!"* – some dev who probably just returned from a bender📉😂 Drake said it best: “I’m not buying this till 2027” vs. “I guess I’ll get the gift card just in case...” 🤔🔄 So honestly, here’s my hot take: by the time this phone arrives, AI will have evolved enough to just input our mind's thoughts directly into our phones. 🚀👽 Google’s gonna drop the pixel AND our sanity. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a meme overload! 😤✨