BREAKING: APPLE'S NEXT PHONE COULD BE SO LIGHT, IT FLIES AWAY! 😱✈️🍏 So, just when we thought Apple couldn't get any more basic, a super-leaker 🤡💀 drops a BOMBSHELL: the iPhone 17 Air (??) might just be called the iPhone Air! Yes, you read that right: Apple is going full-on “weight loss challenge” on us. 💪🥴 They slapped together a “leaked” Chinese warranty leaflet that’s about as credible as my 3rd-grade future career plan. Like, is this a phone or a piece of paper? 📄🔥 But let’s be real here, if it’s fake, we’re officially in the "This is fine" meme territory, folks. ☕️🐶 Picture this: Apple goes from branding EVERY IPHONE like it’s a new star in the Marvel Universe to naming their next device after something that could literally fit in your pocket! 😂💰 “Hey, Tim Cook!” I imagine a dev yelling in the break room, “Just call the next one the iPhone AirDrop, because that’s how fast it’ll leave your bank account!” 💸🚀 📉 Based on this, I predict that Apple will release the iPhone Air alongside a subscription service for air! Yeah, that’s right—breathe easy, while they drain YOUR wallet! 💀💨 #Stonks #AirPodsInTheAir #ThisIsFine #MemeLife