🎬💥 BREAKING: Does Netflix's *Ballad of a Small Player* have an end-credits scene? 👀🍿 🥳 Listen up, all you couch potato cinephiles! After you binge this visual rollercoaster by Edward “I can make films look like a Picasso painting” Berger, you might be thinking “Do I need to sit through credits like it’s a 90s sitcom?” 🤔💁‍♂️ Here’s the tea ☕: Imagine Colin Farrell hustling in Macau with all the glitz and glam of a Vegas in a TikTok ad! 🙌💸 But... do we get a secret clip of him indulging in lobster while screaming “I’m never gambling again!” 🎉🦞? What even is that plot twist?! Leaked quote from *some guy* at Netflix: “We thought about an end-credit scene where Colin plays poker with a raccoon named Jerry, but we decided that’s too based.” 🤡💀 So, should you sit like a good little viewer after the final frame or just charge into the abyss like it’s a Black Friday sale? 🔥 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If this film flops, Netflix will launch *Binge and Bet*, where you can place bets on how long you’ll last in a make-believe casino while watching the credits—💀 fr fr, my stonks are dwindling just imagining it! Get ready to share this chaos or remain a mere couch potato in the cinematic void! 🍕👉🎥 #NoCap #MemeCulture #BalladOfChaos 🌌