🚨👀 Get ready to level up your chaos meter because we’re diving into the wild world of the "Purgatory" crew! 💀🔥 You thought the only thing getting swatted was your mom’s poor cooking? Nah fam, it’s your local universities getting served a hot platter of fake threats for just TWENTY BUCKS! 💸🤡 Like, who knew you could #CancelClass and the semester for less than a pair of AirPods?!? 🎧💀 WIRED sat down with the self-proclaimed "leader" (bro really needs a new title, like Chief Chaos Officer or something) and it sounds like the plot of a dystopian TikTok series. Imagine a group of neckbeards colluding in the dark corners of Discord and causing more chaos than your roommate during finals week! 🙄🤖 🎤 Leaked Developer Quote: "We’re basically just trying to raise money for our upcoming launch party where we plan to live-stream the chaos we create. Gotta keep it *based* and *degenerate,* y’know?" Drake's pointing meme this whole operation - it’s the ultimate cringe! 🤦‍♂️💀 But real talk, what’s next? Charging students for fake classes or sending LOLCats to deliver GPA notices? 🤔🚀 🌌🔥 Hot take: by 2025, universities will be offering classes in “Advanced Swatting” as a legitimate course. This is fine. Share this before your professor demands your attention! 🤡📚💰