🚨🔥 CHEAP PHONE ALERT! 🚨🔥 Hold on, homies! Best Buy just dropped a clearance bomb and it’s raining discounts, fam! 💸💸 You can snag LAST YEAR’S Motorola Edge for up to $400 OFF! Yes, you read that right! That’s more cash back in your wallet than your crypto portfolio right now! 💰💀 Picture this: you, rocking that “2023 Motorola Edge" like it’s the newest iPhone, while your friends are seething over their $1000+ devices. 🤓💔 No cap, this thing’s about as good as your buddy’s grill skills at a BBQ—totally mediocre but gets the job done! 🤡🍔 Developer quote: "We just told them to take the best bits of last year’s phone and slap a discount sticker on it. 🤷‍♂️ Easy stonks!" - Anonymous Motorola Dev 🤖 And it’s only gonna set you back **$150** if you let Best Buy do the dirty work of activatin' it for you (which is sooo cringe, is it 2010?!), OR **$250** if you’re feeling spicy and do it yourself. 🔥🤳 So, if you wanna embrace peak mediocrity for the LOW, this weekend's the time to strike! Or just keep scrolling TikTok with that cracked screen—you decide! 🚀💀 🔮 Prediction: In 2025, smartphones will start coming with built-in TikTok powers, and owning anything less will literally become a health hazard! Stay tuned! 😂📱