🚨 BREAKING: Herbal Supplements + Common Sense = Hospital Playlist: The Horror Movie 🎥💀 In a plot twist more shocking than your uncle's conspiracy theories, a 61-year-old CA dude was vibing with herbal remedies for joint pain and got a one-way ticket to the ICU! 😱🍵💊 Call him “Sir Non-Herbal” because after mixing these quack potions, he went from "this is fine" to "I'm a walking medical emergency" in the blink of an eye! 🤡✨ Apparently, his herbal stash wasn't just "natural," it was straight-up "nah fam, what were you thinking?" 🤦‍♂️🚑 Leaked quote from his herbal guru? “Herb your enthusiasm is not meant to be taken literally!” 😂💬 Stonks? More like *flopped* harder than a bad TikTok dance. Seriously, are we living in a simulation where people think turmeric makes them invincible? 🤯💪 Newsflash: Aunt Gertrude’s secret sauce ain’t a magic potion—it's *literally just vinegar with a side of regret.* 🚀🔥 **HOT TAKE**: Next time, maybe try actually seeing a doctor instead of joining the herbalist edition of “Survivor”! No cap, let’s make "I need a physician, not a potion" a new catchphrase. 😤💰 TL;DR: Herbal remedies = *yeet yourself into a hospital* mode. We're all gamers until the NPCs start charging admission! 😂💯 #StayWoke #HerbalistFail