🚨📞 So, folks, here we are in the bizarre alternate reality of tech news where "Trump Phone" is still a thing, and we still don’t know what it looks like. 🤡 Like, I would actually pay to see a TikTok of this mythical device – is it bedazzled? Does it run on free speech? 🤔💸 So, apparently, the Trump Mobile team is playing hide-and-seek with the T1 Phone, and the only thing that’s getting delivered is disappointment. This whole saga is giving major "Stonks" vibes, except it’s crashing harder than my hopes of getting a decent battery life. 💀🚀 In an exclusive, totally true *leaked* convo, a dev was overheard saying, “Honestly, we’re just vibing with the marketing. Is it a phone? Is it a wet dream? Who knows?” 🔥👀 Meanwhile, the internet is like, “This is fine,” while they wait for a device that feels more like a political ploy than a piece of tech. 🔥 Here’s a hot take: if this phone ever drops, it’ll probably unlock at the sound of your most absurd conspiracy theories. 🤖💵 Can you imagine swiping to unlock by chanting 'Deep State'? The future is now, and it’s cringe. 🤳💩 TL;DR, Trump Phone? More like Trump NO! - But keep your eyes peeled; it may just be the tech world’s greatest magic trick! 🎩✨