🎉💥 **BREAKING NEWS, GANG**! iPhone just dropped a *pocket*?! Nah fam, THIS isn’t a new clothing trend for the fashion-forward (though, can we talk about the drip 🚀?). I’m talking about the latest *iPhone Pocket* release that’s literally just a glorified pocket-sized iPhone—like the iPhone 12, but *mini-fied* and with more logos than a TikTok influencer’s closet. 🤡💀 💰📈 *“How do we make more stonks?”*, said the Apple dev amidst heated discussions about actual innovation. “I know! Let’s slap a screen on a pocket and call it a day!” Now available on all streaming platforms (including that shady random one you forgot about 🙈), check out *9to5Mac Daily* as they try to convince you this pocket is a GAME CHANGER. Spoiler alert: it's not. This is basically the tech world saying, *“This is fine.”* 🚀✨ And just when you thought it’s OVER, there’s a *limited time offer* from Backblaze—because let’s be real, if losing files was a sport, we’d all be Olympic champions. Use code “9to5daily” for 20% off; just remember to Backblaze your friendship after you make a cringe choice like this. 🤖🔥 Here’s my unhinged prediction: The *iPhone Pocket* will become the AR Apple Jetpack in 2027, and the only way to charge it is by yelling “Yas queen!” at it. No cap. 💥📱💀