🚨🔥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🔥🚨 Y’all, get ready to stop scrolling because nearly **80%** of *Americans* are throwing down their keyboards demanding Congress keeps those ACA tax credits alive! 💰💰 I mean, c’mon, who doesn’t want to feel like they won the health care lottery? 🤑🎉 Poll says 78% are like, “LIT! Extend the tax credits!” Meanwhile, 92% of Democrats are vibing like Drake in the “God’s Plan” music video, while 59% of Republicans **actually** want to join the party too—this is a bipartisan love fest! ❤️🤝 Even the Independents are pulling out their TikTok dance moves to the beat of “We Love Health Care!” 💃🪩 And here’s a spicy little *leak* from a “top developer” I totally didn’t make up: “Bro, if Congress doesn't extend these credits, I’m writing a DRAMA series about health insurance called *This is Totally Fine*—get your popcorn ready! 🍿💀” So what’s the real tea? ☕️ If these tax credits go, we’re all gonna be screaming, *“This is fine!”* as we watch the government shut down and health care become a *high stakes* game show! 🎤💥 **Prediction alert**: By 2025, Congress will start taking bribes in the form of TikTok dance collabs to keep funding health care. 📅🕺 #Stonks #HealthCare2025