💀🚨 BREAKING: Brendan Carr is back at it again with the cringe-worthy *Internet Fee Heist 2: Return of the Hidden Charges*! 🚀💰 Your friendly neighborhood FCC chairman has decided that itemizing your internet bill is just too “confusing” for the *poor* ISPs. 😂 Oh, boohoo! Keep crying, you billion-dollar corporations! STONKS up for confusion! 📈💸 Here’s the tea ☕: This proposal is basically saying, “Hey, let’s make it easier for internet companies to rob you blind without you noticing!” Because who needs transparency when you can have surprise money-sucking fees lurking in the shadows like a bad meme? 🤡🔥 Imagine getting your bill and thinking you signed up for a low-key vibe, only to discover you’ve been charged for “Location-Based Unicorn Access” 🦄, “Wi-Fi Overuse Penalty” 🥴, and “Dial-Up Time-Travel Fee” ⏳. The FCC wants to be your *cool uncle* who lets you eat candy before dinner, but really just wants you to forget about the cans of beans in the basement. This is fine. 😩👌 Leaked quote from a “concerned” developer: "It’s just a small price to pay for our ability to slip in surprise charges and keep our yacht fund afloat." 🚤💀 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, your internet bill will include a "breathing fee" for every inhale and exhale you make while using the service. 😱 So buckle up, kiddos, the **Fee Wars** have only just begun! 💪🔥