🔥🚨 Buckle up, fam! The FCC is *way* Too Real™!! Chairman Brendan “How About No” Carr just told a bipartisan squad of former FCC bigwigs to hit the bricks when they asked him to ditch the news distortion probes! 🤡💀 Like, can we all just take a moment? 🍿 The dude dropped a post on X (you know, Twitter for the elderly) and said “How about no.” Straight up channeling Drake’s “Hotline Bling” energy like 🤔📞 "You used to call me on my cell phone.” But Carr’s here like *no cap* — he ain’t going nowhere! 🚀💪💰 Meanwhile, the former FCC chairs are probably sitting there with their coffee scrolling through Twitter and saying, “Soooo, like... this is fine?” 🔥🐸 Just imagine them in a group chat like: 💬 “Another day, another cringe moment for the FCC!” 💬 “Brendan’s galaxy brain is on another level!” But honestly tho? If they’re not gonna stop this news distortion thing, maybe Carr should just go full send and become the new face of meme culture? “News distortion? Nah, how about you turn that into a TikTok trend.” 🤖📈 My wild prediction? The next FCC meeting will be streamed live on TikTok, and it'll be banger content. They'll be memeing their own meetings like, “I’m about to distort your entire reality!” 🤯💥 Share this chaos NOW, or you’re just missing out on the next big thing!!! #StayWoke #MemeFi 🔥💔