🚀💰💎 ALERT: THE WINKLEVOSS TWINS STRIKE AGAIN! 🤡💀💀 Y’all remember the dudes who gave us Facebook drama while flexing in their Harvard hoodies? Well, they’ve decided that time-traveling to the land of IPOs is *the* move. 😤🔥 Sources say their crypto baby, Gemini, just got oversubscribed by **20x**! That's right, TWENTY TIMES, like your little brother who thinks he can game harder than you know he can. 😂🤖 But wait! What's this? They’re CAPping the IPO at a cool $425M. Is that so investors don’t lose their minds like “this is fine” dog? 🐶💫 “No cap,” says a *totally* legit developer quote: “We wanted to give you a *taste*, but not let you binge too hard. After all, we’re not your crypto dealer.” Imagine a galaxy brain strategy where you just reel in the benjamins while keeping your followers begging for more like it's a cliffhanger season finale. 🤯 *Drake meme intensifies* So what’s the *real* tea, fam? Will this be the ultimate glow-up or just another cringe walk of shame down Wall Street? My prediction 🔮: If this flops, the twins are gonna ditch the crypto game and become professional TikTok dance creators. Stonks? More like *fart-cocked!* 💀💥💥🔥 #GemianiacsUnite #WinklevossWarlords