🚨📰 BREAKING: The White House has officially entered the aesthetic chat!!! 🎨👀 Meet Joe Gebbia, the man behind Airbnb vibes and Elon’s meme coin 💰💀. He’s here to sprinkle some pixie dust on the U.S. government’s websites and make them as smooth as your Tinder date’s sinfully curated Instagram feed. 🚀💖 “Government services should feel like shopping at the Apple Store!” Gebbia claims, probably while swiping left on cringey UI designs like they’re bad Tinder matches. 😂💔 No cap, if you thought logging into your DMV portal was a dystopian nightmare, just WAIT until Joe's done with it! 🌪️🔥 But like, are we really ready for tools that are both aesthetic AND functional? 🤯 **This is the moment we realize we can have a sleek UI and not just a ‘This Is Fine’ meme!** 🐶🔥 **Developer Quote Alert:** "Honestly, I pray every night that Joe can turn our sites from 'meet your doom' to 'here’s your doom in HD!'” - some imaginary dev, probably. 🙃💻 Get ready for the launch of "Government.io II: The Revenge of the Pixels”! 👾👊 ### Hot take: In 2025, we’ll be signing tax forms in AR while dodging pop-ups from Uncle Sam offering IT help. Why? Because *progress*! 😎💦