🚨💥BREAKING: Meta's Vishal Shah Channeling His Inner Fast & Furious! 💥🚨 Okay, fam, grab your virtual reality helmets and your AI sidekicks because Vishal Shah, Meta's VP of Metaverse 🕶️, just dropped a memo hotter than a TikTok dancing cat 🐱💃. He’s like, “Yo, team, let’s VROOM VROOM to infinity and beyond with AI 🚀—5X FASTER & 80% BETTER! 💀” I mean, Meta is trying to become the *Flash* of tech, and honestly? I can't even load Twitter without my Wi-Fi triggering the "this is fine" meme! 😂🔥 Picture this: a room full of developers, neck deep in "AI integration" manuals. Meanwhile, one brave soul mutters, “But what if I just use ChatGPT to write my code?” 🤖💰 And the others? Full galaxy brain: “Bro, what if we ask Mr. Zuck to implant the AI in our brains? 😱” Look, if 80% of Meta's squad can transform into AI superheroes by Q4, I’m predicting they’ll try to make a digital cat that trades stonks for them. No cap, fr fr 🤯. In conclusion, buckle up, folks! The race for the ultimate virtual workplace is ON! Meta might just go full Sci-Fi flick while the rest of us are figuring out why our Wi-Fi still drops during Zoom calls. 🤡📉🔥 **Next up: Zuck launches *AI Pets* in the metaverse. You heard it here first!**