🚨💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT!💥🚨 So, it looks like the Trump admin just took a chainsaw to CISA like it's a failed TikTok trend! 🤡💀 They CUT 176 jobs last week, leaving us all wondering if they had an office party to say goodbye to the remaining 4,000+ federal workers—cue the Drake pointing meme! The only thing falling faster than these jobs is my faith in government cybersecurity. 🤦‍♂️💰 And let’s not forget about the chaos happening in the hacking underworld! The Lapsus$ squad is out here leaking records like it’s the hottest mixtape of the year! 🎤🔥 I bet they're having a blast at their cyber rave while sipping on “data breaches” like they're the new chai lattes. ☕🤖 Meanwhile, Spanish police are taking down the GXC Team like they’re the final boss in a Fortnite match! #GamerGoals “Honestly, who needs cybersecurity when you can just lay off the whole team?! 🤷‍♂️” said one imaginary CISA intern who’s definitely *not* crying in his ramen. 🍜💔 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll be hiring hackers exclusively from TikTok! Welcome to the future, where cybersecurity is just trending hashtags! 🤯🚀 Get your popcorn ready, it’s about to be a wild ride! 🍿💥 #Stonks or #Cringe? You decide! 🤔