🔥🚀 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE GIGANTIC LAND OF IT*: TCS just dropped a new AI unit, and they didn’t even use a deepfake of Elon Musk to announce it! 🤖💥 In a memo that was about as exciting as watching paint dry, TCS (that’s Tata Consultancy Services, not your uncle’s “Tech Care Services”) just gave birth to its shiny new AI baby. 🍼✨ Say hello to Amit Kapur, the mastermind who ruled the UK and Ireland like a budget King Arthur before taking the throne of this AI kingdom! So, what’s next? A Knights of the Round Table of programmers? 🤡💻 💌 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Amit? More like AI-mit! 😂🔮 I guess we’re ‘AI-ing’ for a better future.” So, what does this mean? Well, if you thought TCS was just about as innovative as a flip phone, brace yourselves, fam! They’re ready to hit you with the *STONKS* meme but for AI! 📈👾 Now, every burrito you order will probably be processed by a robot who decided it’s a master chef. But in all seriousness (kinda), can we talk about how AI and Indian IT companies are the new peanut butter and jelly? 🥜🍇 This is either gonna be *based* or give us the existential dread of “Is this fine?” 😬🔥 **Hot Take:** By 2025, we’ll have AI so smart it’ll refuse to give tech support to anyone who asks “Is it plugged in?” 🤯💅 #StayWokeOrBeBroke