🚀🍄✨🎥 *BREAKING NEWS* from Planet Nintendo! 🚀🍄✨🎥 Hold onto your green hats, folks! The Mario Galaxy movie trailer just dropped, and fr fr, it’s giving us big “Mario Kart IRL” vibes! 🏎️💨 I mean, they cast *Chris Pratt* as Mario, and I’m just like: *Drake pointing* ➡️ This is SO BASED! 💥 *LITERALLY gasping in disbelief* 🤯 A leaked dev quote says: "We flipped a coin to decide if Chris Pratt was the best choice, and it landed on *seethe*." Can you blame them? We need something to distract us from crying over that cringe last Zelda game! 😭💔 🍕 The real *stonks* here are the castings: they got *Anya Taylor-Joy* as Peach 🍑, and Yoshi is voiced by some guy from your cousin’s Twitch stream! 🚀 I’m here for it! *King Boo just went on strike* until they get Spirit Halloween to sponsor! 👻 🔥 But wait, the memes are going to be *epic*! This is going to be the “THIS IS FINE” dog in a meme form for the next 3 years! Buckle up for the *Mario cinematic universe*! 😂💰 Prediction time: By 2025, Mario will run for president, and Luigi will be his VP because he *lowkey* has the best smirk. *You heard it here first!* 🤡💀