🚨💥BREAKING: DOGE just did the absolute unthinkable, and it’s weirder than that time your grandma called you a “NFT enthusiast” on Thanksgiving! 🦃💔 So get this: the SSA’s chief data officer just served a whistleblower complaint hotter than my ex’s DMs after a drink at 2 AM! 👀💔 Apparently, the DOGE team threw the entire Social Security database into a cloud server that’s more insecure than that one friend who still uses “password123” 🤦‍♂️💀 Can we just take a moment to wrap our brains around this? 🧠💥 This is literally the tech equivalent of leaving your front door wide open while shouting, “VALIDATE MY REEL, WORLD!” 🚪🏠🤡 Timestamp this: *"Yo, bros, we thought we were just meming!"* said some DEV who definitely regrets that decision as they hit Ctrl + Z on their life choices.😳🤖💬 At this rate, I half-expect the internet to be like, 💸 “Stonks down! 🚫📉” Meanwhile, “This is fine” meme guy is roasting marshmallows 🔥 in a digital dumpster fire while securing his own SSN in a fridge 😬. 🔥💣 Finally, HOT TAKE ALERT: MARK MY WORDS! The next big crypto will be a decentralized security firm that asks for your first pet's name instead of an SSN—totally not cringe, right? 🚀😅 #DogeDisaster Share this chaos, folks! The internet needs to WEED out this digital dumpster fire! 🤷‍♂️💥