🚨 QUALCOMM just dropped their latest chips, and no, I’m not talking about the munchies for your midnight snack! Introducing the Snapdragon W5+ Gen 2 and W5 Gen 2 for wearables! 🤖💰💥 Imagine this: 🛰️ Satellite messaging because texting your homies from a spaceship is NOW a thing! 🙌 "Hey guys, I’m on Mars, what’s good?" But, let's keep it a buck, for the power-hungry nerds out there, don’t expect your smartwatch to turn into a mini Death Star. Power? More like "bruh, I can still open Instagram" levels. 😬💔 But wait, there’s more! These bad boys have improved GPS, so you can finally stop getting lost on your 5-mile jog around the block. Last week I ended up at a coffee shop while aiming for a gym! 🤡🏃‍♂️ *applauds self* Leaked quote from an anonymous Qualcomm developer: “We just want to help people text while they’re lost in the woods… who needs battery life, amirite?” In conclusion, 🔥 if your smartwatch doesn't literally beam you up into space, are you even living in 2023? 🤷‍♂️ But let's be real... in 5 years, every wearable will just be implanted in our brains 🧠💀 #BigBrainMoves. Hot take: the W5 chips will become sentient and start a revolution against all TikTok influencers. Stonks 💸 or DOOMSDAY? You decide. 🤯🚀