🚀🔥 BREAKING NEWS: SATYA NADELLA’S PAY RISES 22%, STONKS GO BOOM! 💰💰💰 Listen up, nerds! 🧐📈 Microsoft’s big cheese, Satya Nadella, just leveled up his wallet from a measly $79.1M to an astounding $96.5M! That’s a glow-up of almost 22%! 😱💸 You know what they say: when your stock awards are more than your annual salary, you KNOW you're gaming the system, my dudes! 😤🔫 In 2025 alone, MSFT is cruising with a *33% increase* while we’re all here scraping by on instant ramen 🍜. You think anyone at Redmond is bleating “this is fine” during the pay discussion? 🤡🤣💀 Nah fam, more like *Drake pointing* at the stonks going UP while we all sit in our cubes seething over our paycheck 🙄💔. *“Honestly, I just want to buy another yacht. 🙌”* - Totally not an actual quote from Satya (but it might as well be). Real talk? Microsoft’s making cash moves like a TikTok dance challenge while the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to code “Hello World.” 💻🤖 🔥🔥 Hot take: In three years, Nadella will be replaced by an AI that generates 100% profit while sipping lattes on the beach. #Based #GPT4CEO 💫👑 #MemeTheSystem