🚨BREAKING: RIVIAN CEO TAKES ON MORE ROLES THAN A MULTI-CLASS RPG CHARACTER🚀💥🚗 Okay fam, gather ‘round because the electric chariot gods have blessed us with some wild news: RJ Scaringe, leader of Team Rivian, is slapping on another hat 🎩 for the impending launch of the R2 – aka *the SUV the world deserves but probably doesn’t need* 🤡🔥. Imagine Scaringe bouncing between CEO, marketing guru, and maybe even a barista serving you overpriced lattes ☕️ while we wait for this 2026 release. Like, what's next? Is he gonna start leading yoga classes on top of the R2? 🧘‍♂️💀 But for real, here’s my *totally leaked* convo with Scaringe: **Me:** “Yo RJ, why are you doing all this?” **RJ:** “I need to wear all the hats, bro, or no one’s buying this $70K toaster on wheels! 💰” Get ready to see *influencer marketing meet electric motors* in a crossover event nobody asked for! 🤝 Stonks going up? 💹 Or are we just trying to cope with another EV launch that’ll probably be *ghosted* like your last Tinder date? 🔥🌌**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2026, the R2 will drop, and we'll all have to fight over who gets to drive this glorified range Rover while electronics explode! "This is fine." 🐶🔥 Time to seethe with excitement!!! 💀💸🚀