🚨✈️ BREAKING: Qantas just served up a hot plate of Ls with a side of data breach! 🍽️💀 All you frequent flyers, buckle up! 🛫🚫 Your 5.7 million records just dropped online like a surprise album from your fave artist during a TikTok frenzy! 💿✨ In a world where I'd rather burn my old MySpace than trust a third-party platform, Qantas is out here acting like a naive toddler at a candy store. 🍭🤡 They’re now *“assessing the extent of the exposure,”* like that’s gonna help anybody when their deepest secrets are now as public as the dumb videos I upload for clout. 🥴🔥 👀🔍 Leaked dev quote from a Qantas employee: “If only we had used Microsoft Paint to encrypt the data." 😂 No cap, fam, we’re all just here vibing while dodging privacy disasters like an ultimate game of dodgeball. 🎯😬 But hey, who needs to feel safe when your data can be harvested and recycled like my college textbooks? 📚💰 This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💔 🔮🔥 Hot take: In five years, we’ll all be flying on *data planes* instead of *airplanes,* so let's just get used to our information being as airborne as we are. 🚀🛩️ #QantasMemes #DataIsTheNewJetFuel