🚨📢 Hold onto your baguettes, folks! The ONLY thing more stale than last week's croissant is Orange's attempt to cash in with a €500M sale! 🥐💸 You heard it right, the French telecom giant is like, “Check out my data center; it’s 50% off! 🏷️” Talk about a bargain bin sale! 😱💀 Sources say they’re slinging half of their data center biz faster than you can say “sacre bleu!” 😤💁‍♂️ Like, who needs half a data center anyway? I guess it’s time for Orange to go full Drake meme on this venture – starting from “I’m not interested” and now “I’m just here for the money!” 💵➡️💰 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re raising funds because our last attempt at innovation went right into the ‘this is fine’ meme territory. 🔥” But for real, why does a telecom company even have a data center business? 🤖💭 It's like buying a football team to sell hotdogs at the stadium. Talk about cringe! 🤡 🚀🤖 My UNHINGED hot take? By 2030, Orange will rebrand to Lemon and pivot to citrus-based cloud services! 🍋☁️🍊 #GoingBananas #TechSpice